Webster’s Dictionary did not have a definition for “glamping”. It said the word didn’t exist and tried to correct me to mean dumpling, dumping or gangbang. Whhhhaaaaaatttt?
Shame on you, Webster’s.
Urbandictionary.com defines “glamping” as going camping, but with glamour. “A combination of the two words. It’s like regular camping but with things being nicer than usual, being warmer and more comfortable. Satisfying your craving for the outdoors and your penchant for a good meal and a comfortable bed.” Used in a sentence….
“No stinking sleeping bags on the hard ground and freeze dried food for me. If it’s not a glamping trip, count me out!”
Every year for at least the past 14 years we have gone camping in Baileys Harbor in Door Co, Wisconsin. It reminds me of the shoreline of Maine with the lighthouses, beaches, sailboats and woods where I spent a couple of my teenage years.
We’ve gone to the same campground for all these years. Bailey’s Grove Campground. We got to know the owners over the years and would automatically reserve for the upcoming year. When they sold the campground, we were afraid we wouldn’t like the new owners or they wouldn’t like us or let us reserve automatically year after year. We had no reason to fear, the new owners Alicia and Josh Kropuenske are just as delightful and helpful and friendly as the old owners.
Our early years of camping consisted of cramming 4 kids and 2 adults into a tent built for 4 in which only a child could stand up in. We would eat cold cut sandwiches and hot dogs over the fire on sticks. For real. On sticks we sent the kids to find. Like a treasure hunt for cooking implements. For breakfast we would bring those cute little boxes of cereal and the kids would fight over the 1 box of chocolate cocoa puffs until I wanted to punch them into dust so no one could eat them. We slept in sleeping bags on the ground, battling arms and legs from every family member hitting us like shrapnel throughout the night. We woke the next day feeling like we got beat by baseball bats during the night. Why did we put ourselves through this? Because of the coconut ice cream and salt water taffy from the Yum Yum Tree…
Because of the Annual 4th of July parade…
Where else are you going to see a camel and a rabbit playing the drums in the same place?
Because of Annual Craft and Art Show…
Because of the s’mores….
Because of the swimming…
Because of this….
And this…
And this…
Because of the shopping… (and more on this in the next 2 posts!)
Also because it’s like a childhood right of passage to remember your parents taking you camping; the long car ride to get there, the fighting with your siblings because they are touching you or looking at your weird, trying to “help” your dad put up the tent, the sun burned noses and shoulders and the unexpected rain storm that soaks you, your tent, your pillow and forces you into sleeping in the car. But also for the swimming, toes in the sand, the ice cream stands, the nights around the fire telling funny stories and laughing until your cheeks hurt, watching the fireworks like it’s the first time you’ve seen them and playing with your siblings like they are your best friends.
Yup, camping. Seriously, you and your children are missing out on some really great memories if you don’t take them camping. How are you going to laugh about that time it rained so hard it soaked your tent and your mom thought it would be brilliant to throw it in the laundry mat dryer to dry it out and it melted instead if it never happens? (That really happened to me, by the way. Not one of my finer moments.)
How else are you going to put to bed kids so worn out from playing outside in the fresh air that they go to bed with dirty little feet?
Gone are the days of sleeping on the ground, eating hot dogs off a stick cooked on a campfire and fighting over a little box of cereal. We go glamping, now!
My hunny bunny has almost perfected glamping. The only thing missing is china plates and real silver to eat from, but who wants to clean that up every day? We don’t have a butler named Alfred, you know, and I’m not doing it.
Our queen size air mattress complete with flannel sheets, quilts and down pillows…
Waking the first morning, free from bruises and aches…
Our dishwashing station…
Our cooking station…
The hunny bunny is also a master at the dutch oven. Take for instance our breakfast one morning of hash browns, eggs, bacon, red and green peppers and onions baked into perfection with cheese on top…
Speaking of food, we eat better glamping than we do at home. No more cold cuts here! Our menu consisted of chicken fajitas, chicken with tri-colored pasta with roasted red peppers and pesto and parmesan chicken with wild rice, homemade cinnamon rolls the size of your hand, fresh hot donuts and more deliciousness.
As I ate my second helping of pork roast tonight with Yukon gold potatoes and fresh carrots, I couldn’t help but notice our campsite neighbors having hot dogs on sticks over the fire, after which they crammed themselves and their son into a 2 man tent arguing about who’s touching who. I couldn’t help but giggle a little quietly to myself.
I’m leaving here a little sun burned, a little more broke, all my clothes smelling of campfire and desperately needing a pedi. But also happy, relaxed, well fed and full of new memories to laugh about later until my cheeks hurt.
Like the flat frog prank of 2013.